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CINDY: All right, I’m takin’ off. Aren’t you forgetting something?
JERRY: Oh, right! Hey, it was great seeing you again. I love your outfit.
CINDY: No. My money.
JERRY: For what?
CINDY: For my maid services. You booked me for today.
JERRY: But you didn’t really do any work.
CINDY: I made the bed.
JERRY: But you took a nap in it.
JERRY: I thought that was kind of girlfriend bed making.
CINDY: No. That was the maid.
JERRY: Well, who took the nap?
CINDY: The girlfriend.
JERRY: $40 seems kind of steep for a nap.
CINDY: So, what are you saying? That I’m a bad maid or some kind of a prostitute?
JERRY: Ho, ho…ho! Hold on. Let’s keep this sophisticated.
CINDY: You know, I don’t think I want to be your girlfriend or your maid.
JERRY: So is this a breakup/quitting?
CINDY: Yeah. Don’t ever call me or hire me again.
Cindy walks out of Jerry’s apartment.
JERRY: Oh, yeah? Well, then, we’re through! And you’re fired!
(via The Maid)
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